Young innocent minds sometimes are the wisest—and funniest. Here are some quotes from children that can apply to all ages:
“Never trust a dog to watch your food.”
Patrick, Age 10
“When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.”
Matthew, Age 12
“Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.”
Rocky, Age 9
“Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.”
Rosemary, Age 7
“Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.”
Carrol, Age 9
“Don’t ever be too full for dessert.”
Kelly, Age 10
“Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.”
Joel, Age 12
“Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.”
Chelsey, Age 7
“Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.”
Phillip, Age 13
“Forget the cake, go for the icing.”
Cynthia, Age 8
“Remember the two places you are always welcome—church and grandma's house.”
Joanne, Age 11
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