Sunday, February 19, 2012

From the minds of youngsters

Young innocent minds sometimes are the wisest—and funniest. Here are some quotes from children that can apply to all ages:

Never trust a dog to watch your food.”
Patrick, Age 10

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.”
Matthew, Age 12

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.”
Rocky, Age 9

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.”
Rosemary, Age 7

Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.”
Carrol, Age 9

Don’t ever be too full for dessert.”
Kelly, Age 10

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.”
Joel, Age 12

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.”
Chelsey, Age 7

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.”
Phillip, Age 13

Forget the cake, go for the icing.”
Cynthia, Age 8

Remember the two places you are always welcome—church and grandma's house.”
Joanne, Age 11

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